Zach ~_~

23:54 Sirrus Dideroth [127]: no lo subistes ni 20 lvls ese
23:54 Doberman Kadabraa [8]: ese char
23:54 Drawl Of Hell [24]: yaa
23:54 Drawl Of Hell [24]: estoy forever aloneee
23:55 Doberman Kadabraa [8]: lo  boteaba kalehori
23:55 Drawl Of Hell [24]: estoy forever aloneee
23:55 Doberman Kadabraa [8]: en frost dragons

LIGHTNING!

Lightning!!

What is lightning?  Where does it come from?  What does it mean?  Does it have a meaning?  Where does it come from?  What is it made of?  Is it made of light?  Some might say it was made of light.  Others contend that lightning is made of fire.  People used to think that lightning was made of fire.  Fire in the sky.  Fire that killed people and knocked down trees.  Before Benjamin Franklin.  Benjamin Franklin was a founding dather.  He fatherly founded that lightning is made of electricity.  Electricity in the sky.

But what of the Greek myths, of the Greek god Zeus and of the popular image of Zeus - a Greek God - throwing down lightning bolts to kill people and knock down trees.  Where did he find the time?  And what of lightning being made of fire?  In this workaday world in the era of the founding father Benjamin Franklin we have no time nor patience for such concerns.  These are for the third world and schizophrenics.

Some people do not understand that lightning is destructive.  They ignore the wisdom of their elders and of the founding father Benjamin Franklin.  They think lightning is a lie perpetrated by people with a vested interest.  At their own peril!!!  Lightning kills people and knocks down trees!!!  It a power of destruction exercised by the Greek god Zeus, the mightiest of Greek gods!!  But they do it: they ignore such wisdom and taunt the powerful exercise of destruction and they worship their idle gods and stand near trees.  At their own peril!!  Lightning has the killing power to kill people and the destructive power to knock down trees!  When you stand near trees, they will be knocked down by lightning and you will be killed by lightning!  There is no escape.  Lightning will knock down the tree and knock down your soul.  Trees are tall.

Many things are tall.  Many things attract lightning.  But do the two correlate?  A recent study says yes.  It says that being tall and attracting lightning do correlate.  That means that being tall corellates with being struck by lihgtning.  You die when you are struck by lightning, and your tree is knocked down.

Some people try to measure lightning, they take measurements of it.  They use balloons and rockets and their imagination and determination and research money and they put it all in the mixing bowl and they mix in storms - storms with lightning - and so they mix in the lightning and then they get the product if they’re lucky of measurements about lightning from the storm?  What kind of measurements?  We may never know …

Toilets

Believe it or not one million BC we didn’t have toilets. If I’m lyin I’m dyin. What did we used to pee in you ask? That’s right. You guessed it. Profressonals that study this crap have concluded we actually didn’t use to USE toilets. We didn’t what we did was when we have to pee we used to go in a pond. What? You asked? A pond was the only thing that had water in it and because of evolushin and because people were stupid that’s what humans thought was a good idea back then. Back then electricty didnt actually exist meaning we couldnt have the technologogy to make stuff like we have today. There are still many unanswered questions about toilets though to this day. When did they exist? Who thought of it? What did the idea happen like? What was the first toilet made with/for? Well let’s start with what we do know. obviously at one point some guy thought hey there’s probably a lot a better way to use the toilet than going in a freaking pond. so what he did was think of a better method. this is what he came up with when he invented it.